Jokes

Three business associates, an Igbo man, a Yoruba man and a Chinese man, went to eat lunch together at a restaurant in Surulere. While in the middle of their meal, a fly came in through the window. It flew across the table to where the Igbo man was but he just waved his hands to chase it away. The fly then went to where the Yoruba man
was, he also chased it away. Finally, the fly then went to where the Chinese man was and was flying close to his ears. The Chinese man looked at the fly for sometime and then grabbed it, put it in his mouth and swallowed it.

The other men saw this but just kept on eating. About Five minutes later, another fly came in and flew to the Yoruba man who just chased it away again. It then flew on to the Igbo man but this time he did not chase the fly, he looked at it for sometime and then grabbed it. He then turned to the Chinese man and asked “how much you go buy am?”

 

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Hahahahaha!! I just can’t stop laughing. This is the awkward Truth About some husbands.
A group of men gathered at a church conference on how to live in a loving relationship with their wives. The men were asked, “How many of you love your wife ?” All the men raised their hands. Then they were asked, “When was the last time you told your wife you love her ?” Some men answered today, some yesterday, majority didn’t remember. The men were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text to their respective wives: I love you, sweetheart…

Then the men were told to exchange their phones so one can read the other wife’s reply
to the love message. Here are some of the replies:
1. Have you impregnated someone again
2. That was then, not now
3. You wan borrow money abi?
4. What did you do again? I won’t forgive you
this time.
5. Meaning?
6. Is that a new song?
7. Am I dreaming?
8. If you don’t tell me who this message is
actually for, you will die today!
9. U dis man!! I asked you to stop drinking.
10. Abeg na who be this?

 

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John: bby am gonna tell u a story with 4 parts. Remember that, 4 parts

Grace: alryt love

John: okay am gonna start wth part 1. There was a husband n a wife, they were driving to a camp site wen they came upon a split road. The husband says “lets take the left one. The wife say i thnk we shuld take the right road.” The husband slaps the wife across the face “whose driving me or u?” and they took the left path.

Grace: hahahahaha..

John: now am gonna tell u part 2. Once they got to the camp the husband goes fishing so his wife can cook dinner. He comes back and the wife says “good now i can cook fish
soup for us to eat.” The husband says “but i wanna eat fried fish.” The wife slaps the husband n says “who is cooking me or u?” and the ended up drinking fish soup.

Grace: oh crap! Hahaha

John: now am gonna tell u part 4.

Grace: wat abt part 3?

John: (landed Grace a hot slap on the face) who is telling the story me or u?