Monthly Archives: September 2013

Funny Sayings

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Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. Whenever things sound easy, it turns out there is one part you didn’t hear

STUPIDITY is when you don’t have a bicycle and you give your last penny to your pastor to buy a jet…….

MUMU is when you can’t pay your children’s school fees and yet have money to contribute to your church to build expensive school which your children will never attend..

IGNORANCE is when you believe it when your pastors tells you not to live worldly life, and yet he enjoys all the best things in the world, the fine houses, cars, jets, babes etc, while you are waiting till you get to heaven to enjoy your own….

IDIOCY is when you refuse to take your very sick child to the hospital because your pastor said you should not do so, yet that same pastor secretly runs to USA for medical attention any time he has an headache…

KOLO is when you see a poor beggar on the road and you refuse to give him 50 naira out of the 5000 naira in your pocket bcos it is your tithe money….You

YOU are a zombie when you trek, dance and gallivant for 30 kilometers under the hot sun sweating and smelling like shit during your revival program, while your pastor is inside a full option, factory fitted air-conditioned state of the art SUV with his delectable wife slowing driving along the road.

Stop worshiping your pastors!!! They are human beings like you, they don’t have no power but God alone

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